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It’s the most wonderful time of the year; happy anniversary!

September 28, 2011

September 27, 2011 is the second anniversary of the discovery of thrice convicted felon James Anderson “Jimmy” Foster’s extensive and violent criminal history.  Happy happy, joy joy!

Felon-free Masonry extends warm greetings to the desperate last ditchers quad fragments who attended lodge this evening.  However, Felon-free Masonry pauses to ponder:  Was the attendance in honor of a felon-free Masonic environment?  Were there hanging photos awaiting theft collection?  Is electioneering season upon us? 

As with the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie pop, the world may never know. 

Of note:   Schoepf, the term “blue lodge” does not dictate the wearing of the same. blue. jacket.  ad nauseum.  As evidenced in Men’s Warehouse, J.C. Penney’s, Macy’s, Sear’s, and Burlington Coat Factory, jackets are made and sold daily in a snazzy array of  cuts, colors, and cost.  And for that matter, felon Foster:  you can’t imagine how pleasant it is to no longer be assaulted by the site of you or the blue/grey jacket with the velveteen shoulders. 

Velveteen. 

Honestly.  Real, true velveteen. 

But anyway. 

In honor of this monumental anniversary, Felon-free Masonry invites you to revisit its September 27, 2010 open letter to felon Foster.

https://felonfreemasonry.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/youre-welcome/

An open letter to the felon:

When a very strange chill ran down our spine yesterday, the person next to us asked, “Oh, is Jimmy Foster in the church now?”

And there you sat in the back; a row of Foster, four of Masons.  One of these is not like the other. 

The memorialized Master Mason was lauded for senses of humor and purpose.  The cowan who for years deceived and lied to him attended the service.  One not like the other indeed.

The deceased brother deserved better. 

All brethren in good standing deserved better. 

All nonmasons in your sphere deserved better, including those who’ve:

  • worked for or with you.
  • married and divorced you.
  • suffered aggravated battery and other crimes committed by you.
  • been the subject of sensational lies spun by you.
  • endured great betrayal by you.
  • no idea of how truly evil you are.

But Foster’s faultless, people just don’t understand; or so you and a supporter may say.

Speaking of supporters, oh Jimmy, buddy, it’s a shame you couldn’t witness the September 14, 2010 unmasonic meltown inflicted by your protege’ upon Past District Deputy Grand Master Newcomb as he spoke of Masonic education.

Worshipful Master James F. Bustin’s macabre yet oddly entertaining display of irrationality could be termed equal parts trainwreck and what likely happened to Baby Jane.  

It was, as younger brothers might say, “epic.”  And it was, as concluded by some seasoned brothers, ”the student becoming the master.” 

Perhaps it was foreclosure-induced stress but as with the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.

Better still was his puppeteer’s defender’s opine of a Masonic blue lodge as unsuitable for Masonic education.

Um, what?

Where exactly should Masonic education take place if not in a Masonic blue lodge?  Target, the local Jeep dealer, the Citrus Park Longhorn; where?

It’s been the pleasure of many to witness the grinding halt of your reign of terror and the karmic crumbling of its fringe.  The 2010 ship of fools leadership electioneered at your behest lends infinite credence to ”be careful what you electioneer for, you just might get it.” 

So, who will be electioneered into next year’s officer slots and moreover, how will you execute the plan of attack?  You know, what with being a suspended felon barred from engaging in Masonic communication; written, verbal, or otherwise. 

Nudge, nudge.  Wink, wink.

Say, by the way, will you ever admit to:

  • stealing your own petition from Hillsborough Lodge? 
  • illegally storing personal identifying information of Hillsborough Lodge members and employees on your personal computer?
  • usurping the rules and regulations set forth in the Florida Digest of Masonic Law to access sealed membership files?
  • filing false charges against innocent men?
  • repeated coercion cum harassment of brothers in your quest for support of false charges?
  • character assassination of those who rightfully questioned your motives, methods, and exposed your lack of self and mutal respect?
  • having a hand in forging the signature of your pal’s gal on a ludicrous letter to the Grand Lodge of Florida?
  • telling ridiculous lies about brothers and others when backed into an unwinnable battle of wits?
  • widespread, down and dirty electioneering?
  • creating a hostile, tense environment when confronted with your improprieties?
  • your thirst for confrontation-not anyone or anything else-rendering you a thrice convicted felon labouring under suspension?
  • dumping oil into an air conditioning unit against the advice of professional repairmen, thereby destroying the unit and your blue lodge’s budget per repairs allegedly exceeding $250,000.00?

Blaming others for your ineptitude is insane and typical cowardly, cowan behavior.   Should you seek sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis; you won’t find it here.

Suck it up (ah, sweet memories of prison), put your big boy pants on, and take note; we’ll type real slow so you can digest the whole meaning:

You alone are the root of your troubles.  No being on this (or any other) planet is responsible for the crimes, convictions, lies, frauds, deceits, suspension, and exposed idiocy of James Anderson “Jimmy” Foster except James Anderson “Jimmy” Foster; your blood is on your hands.

And in the immortal words James Bustin alleges a Paster Master to have said, “tell Jimmy Foster to go fuck himself;”  we did.

It has been our pleasure and you are welcome.  

Sincerely,

Felon-free Masonry

And of course, the poked bear that started it all,  the holy grail of criminal records; that of thrice convicted felon, 2008 Worshipful Bag of Douchery Master of Hillsborough Lodge No. 25, liar, cowan, coward, fraud, and tree trimmer extraordinaire James Anderson “Jimmy” Foster.  

The  following is public record purchased from and provided by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.

                    –   FLORIDA   CRIMINAL   HISTORY   –                   
NAME                             STATE ID NO.   FBI NO.      DATE REQUESTED
FOSTER, JAMES ANDERSON           FL-01442047                   09/27/2009
SEX  RACE  BIRTH DATE  HEIGHT  WEIGHT  EYES  HAIR  BIRTH PLACE  SKIN  DOC NO.
M    W     12/17/1960  5’11”  170     BLU   BRO   FL                 477948
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   2

FINGERPRINT CLASS   SOCIAL SECURITY NO.    MISCELLANEOUS NO.      SCR/MRK/TAT
09 02 SR 11 09      XXX-XX-6985                                   SC R FGR 
10 59 TT 04 TT                                                             
OCCUPATION                ADDRESS                        CITY/STATE           
TREE WORKER               BOX 254 A RACE TRACK           ODESSA, FL           
—————————————————————————–
AKA                              DOB           SOC               SCR/MRK/TAT
—————————————————————————–
FOSTER, JAMES ANDERSON JR        12/18/1960                                   
                                 12/12/1960                                   
——————————————————————————
ARREST-   1    08/01/1979   OBTS NO.-                                     
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   3

  ARREST AGENCY-HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE              (FL0290000)
    AGENCY CASE-146652                            OFFENSE DATE-         
    CHARGE 001-AGGRAV ASSLT-WEAPON-                                           
              BATTERY                                                       
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-                     LEVEL-FELONY             
              BOOKING STATUS-TURNED OVER TO ANOTHER AGENCY               
                     FL0290200 NO 240079             
  JUDICIAL-
    AGENCY-HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE                   (FL0290000)
    CHARGE 001 -COURT SEQ                   COURT NO.-795316             
       COURT DATA-AGGRAV ASSLT-WEAPON-                                       
                                BATTERY                                       
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-                     LEVEL-FELONY             
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   4

              DISP DATE-10/23/1979                DISP-ADJ WITHHELD       
              PROBATION-7Y         
——————————————————————————
ARREST-   2    10/24/1979   OBTS NO.-                                     
  ARREST AGENCY-TAMPA POLICE DEPARTMENT                           (FL0290200)
    AGENCY CASE-240079                            OFFENSE DATE-         
    CHARGE 001-VEHICLE THEFT-                                                 
              AUTO
                                                           

              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-FL812.014            LEVEL-FELONY             
  JUDICIAL-
    AGENCY-TAMPA POLICE DEPARTMENT                                (FL0290200)
    CHARGE 001 -COURT SEQ                   COURT NO.-                   
       COURT DATA-VEHICLE THEFT-                                             
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   5

              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-                     LEVEL-FELONY             
              DISP DATE-                          DISP-CONVICTED           
              CONFINEMENT-1Y                         
              PROBATION-5Y
         

          SENT PROVISIONS – PROB CC WITH 080179                               
              SPLIT SENTENCE                               
  SUPERVISION OR CUSTODY-
    AGENCY-DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS                          (FL037205C)
       AGENCY CASE-0477948         STATUS-RECEIVED                 ,09/02/1980
    AGENCY-DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS                          (FL037205C)
       AGENCY CASE-477948          STATUS-DISCHARGED FROM CRIMINAL ,04/29/1981
       REMARKS-VACATED                                           
——————————————————————————
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   6

ARREST-   3    01/02/1983   OBTS NO.-                                     
  ARREST AGENCY-TAMPA POLICE DEPARTMENT                           (FL0290200)
    AGENCY CASE-240079                            OFFENSE DATE-         
    CHARGE 001-BURGLARY-                                                     
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-FL810.02             LEVEL-FELONY             
              BOOKING STATUS-TURNED OVER TO COUNTY AUTHORITIES           
                     FL0290000 NO 146652             
  JUDICIAL-
    AGENCY-STATE ATTORNEY OFFICE – TAMPA                          (FL029015A)
    CHARGE 001 -COURT SEQ                   COURT NO.-83105               
       COURT DATA-BURGLARY-                                                   
                                CONVEY                                       
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-                     LEVEL-FELONY             
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   7

              DISP DATE-04/21/1983                DISP-DISMISSED           
    CHARGE 002 -COURT SEQ                   COURT NO.-83105               
       COURT DATA-LARCENY-                                                   
                                GRAND 2 DEG                                   
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-                     LEVEL-FELONY             
              DISP DATE-04/21/1983                DISP-DISMISSED           
——————————————————————————
ARREST-   4    02/03/1983   OBTS NO.-                                     
  ARREST AGENCY-HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE              (FL0290000)
    AGENCY CASE-146652                            OFFENSE DATE-         
    CHARGE 001-PROB VIOLATION-                                               
              REF AGG BATTERY GRAND THEF
                                     

  JUDICIAL-
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   8

    AGENCY-NORTH FLORIDA RECEPTION MEDICAL CENTER                 (FL063025C)
    CHARGE 001 -COURT SEQ                   COURT NO.-                   
       COURT DATA-AGGRAV ASSLT-WEAPON-                                       
                                BATTERY
                                       

              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-                     LEVEL-FELONY             
              DISP DATE-                          DISP-CONVICTED           
              CONFINEMENT-20Y                         
          SENT PROVISIONS – 170D                                             
              CREDITED WITH TIME SERVED
                   

    CHARGE 002 -COURT SEQ                   COURT NO.-                   
       COURT DATA-VEHICLE THEFT-                                             
                                2ND DEGREE                                   
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-                     LEVEL-FELONY             
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   9

              DISP DATE-                          DISP-CONVICTED           
              CONFINEMENT-5Y                         
          SENT PROVISIONS – WITH CHG ONE                                     
              CONSECUTIVE
                                 

  SUPERVISION OR CUSTODY-
    AGENCY-NORTH FLORIDA RECEPTION MEDICAL CENTER             (FL063025C)
       AGENCY CASE-A477948         STATUS-RECEIVED                 ,04/29/1983
    AGENCY-DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS                          (FL037205C)
       AGENCY CASE-A477948         STATUS-PAROLED                  ,07/03/1984
——————————————————————————
THIS RECORD CONTAINS FLORIDA INFORMATION ONLY. WHEN EXPLANATION OF A CHARGE   
OR DISPOSITION IS NEEDED, COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY WITH THE AGENCY THAT CONTRIBU-
TED THE RECORD INFORMATION. IF YOU DID NOT SUBMIT FINGERPRINTS, THIS RECORD IS
–CONTINUED–

        SID  NUMBER:  1442047   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:  10

PROVIDED AS A RESULT OF A NAME INQUIRY ONLY. POSITIVE IDENTIFICATION CAN ONLY
BE VERIFIED BY SUBMISSION OF A FINGERPRINT CARD AND COMPARISON BY FDLE. THIS 
RECORD WAS REQUESTED PURSUANT TO 943.053(3), F.S.                             
       AS MANDATED BY FLORIDA STATUTE 119.071(5), FULL SOCIAL                 
       SECURITY NUMBERS ARE NOW EXEMPT FROM PUBLIC DISCLOSURE                 
       AND MAY BE DISCLOSED ONLY TO GOVERNMENTAL ENTITIES AND                 
       CERTAIN COMMERCIAL ENTITIES (UPON A SHOWING OF BUSINESS               
       NECESSITY AS DEFINED BY THE LAW). FDLE WILL, HOWEVER,                 
       RELEASE THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF THE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.           
       EXAMPLE: XXX XX 1234.                                                 
THIS CONTAINS FLORIDA RECORD ONLY.                                           
UNKNOWN AS TO NATIONAL RECORD STATUS.                                         
END OF RECORD      

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