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Me? I want a hula hoop.

December 19, 2010

“Oooohhh!”  Exclaimed the dolt. “Who’s he calling a ho, ho, ho and what does that mean?  A home in foreclosure or a gal kind of ho?”   The bewildered one wondered.

“And stuff like this,” said the inconsequential ice sculptor one.

“Season’s greet’n’s from Jimmyville,” chimed in the felon. 

“And stuff like this,” said the inconsequential ice sculptor one.

“Santa, you threaten’n me?  I don’t think I like the way yer talkin’ to me, fatboy.  What list you talkin’ ’bout; Willie’s the secret attendance roll book?”  Queried the crook.

“And stuff like this,” said the inconsequential ice sculptor one.

And from the hapless tenant tossed in the chipper for social security checks out back:

A quadtastic Christmas to all and to all, a good night.

And stuff like this.

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