The last can of Who Hash

December 9, 2010

Topping off 2010 are the 12 days of Christmas rolled into 1 holy honking holiday hallelujah known as the suspension of thrice convicted felon and lifetime liar James Anderson “Jimmy” Foster. 

And for that, the Masonic world is welcome.  

You’re a mean one, Felon Foster, you really are a heel.

Gone is “how do you know Foster is lying?  He’s alive.”

You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel.

Away went “are you threatenin’ me?  I don’t think I like the way yer talkin’ to me.”

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

Absent are Foster’s abhorent abuses of others.

Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul.

Crumbling are remnants of the seemingly sociopathic criminal’s quad social set. 

You’re a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

And over this nightmare will be with practice of the gold-plated World Wide Wrestling quality pseudo-Masonic pie plate belt buckle rule:  be careful what you electioneer for, you just might get it.  

You’re the king of sinful sots.  Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with with moldy purple spots.

Oh men of character, will you choose as Worshipful Master a caricature who A) willfully filed false charges against an innocent brother and B) resigned after committing and admitting to such behavior?  

Perhaps.  But only if spinelessness is  a desired requirement for advancement to the East.  

I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.

Fooled us in 2007?

Shame on you. 

Fooled us in 2008?

The last  suspension-free year for you.

But fooling us in 2010?

The selection of a fool in foreclosure was foolishly electioneered by you, fool.

Instead brethren, kindly conclude with genuine, heartfelt elections; don’t further feather the felonious nest of convict Foster and his ilk.

The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: 





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